Ahem ma'am, there's a tick, just there.

Category: News and Views

Post 1 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 8:06:01

Man uses tick excuses to pinch butts  
A Mukwonago, Wis., man is in trouble for allegedly using  
bogus claims of ticks to pinch women's rears.  Michael  
F. Knurr, 39, was charged with five counts of  
fourth-degree sexual assault for incidents in Muskego,  
New Berlin and Waukesha, Wis., last year, the Milwaukee  
Journal Sentinel reported.  The criminal complaint filed  
Tuesday details one incident involving the tree service  
owner in which he told his female client there was a tick  
on her rear.  When the alarmed woman said to get it off,  
Knurr allegedly lowered her shorts a bit, pinched her  
buttock and said, "I got it." However, the woman told  
police there was no tick in Knurr's hand.  Knurr's first  
court appearance is set for Feb. 26.  
  

Post 2 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 9:56:49

Guess that lady really got ticked off...

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 10:27:28

Oh my gosh Grace. That was, well, bad.

<lol>

The news story was, well, interesting.

By the way, there's a tick...

Bob

Post 4 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 10:33:01

...and here is a tock..

tick-tock, tick-tock...

Doesn't time fly when we are having fun?

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 12:12:33

Bob, let me get that tic...hold still...

Nem, where do you get these funny news stories?

Post 6 by BaritoneAu (Regular Zoner) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 12:42:20

And I thought such things could only happen in france, where the Parisites live...

Post 7 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 17:21:31

Well Becky I belong to two different mailing lists. The first one is classic bizarre, and the second is Coffee Break. I will paste the subscribe url's for anyone who wants them. To SUBSCRIBE to Coffee Break visit:
http://www.gophercentral.com/sub/sub-coffee.html  
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And the Classic Bizarre TO SUBSCRIBE:
http://af3.gophercentral.com/sub/classic-bizarre.html  
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Post 8 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 21:45:55

what's the other one

Post 9 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Friday, 09-Feb-2007 23:41:53

Thanks Nem.

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 10-Feb-2007 5:39:03

I agree. You post some of the funniest news stories around.

Many thanks.

Bob

Post 11 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Saturday, 10-Feb-2007 9:36:57

yeah the stories are graitte and I'm also subscribed to the newsletters

Post 12 by Nem (I just keep on posting!) on Saturday, 10-Feb-2007 10:49:01

Grins, I wish I could take credit for them. Now that you all subscribed I might have competition. lol.

Post 13 by crimson x (This site is so "educational") on Sunday, 11-Feb-2007 21:07:53

I'll probabily just let you post
***not****

Post 14 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 5:30:21

Nem, you've just learned the first rule of a reporter: never give out your sources.

Now you've done it.

Bob

Post 15 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 12-Feb-2007 8:15:13

That's okay Nem. I belong to more lists than I can handle now. So I'll let you read and post funny news stories.

Post 16 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2007 6:00:22

Ugh! *cringes*